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AINORI #288 |
| This is a loose translation, just to give you an idea of what is going on. Sometimes it’s difficult to translate Japanese into proper English, due to obvious cultural and linguistic differences. I’ve tried to stay as close as possible to the original text. Feel free to contact me if you notice any typos, or weird sentences. Enjoy! |
Arashi「Do you think there are aliens?」 He had suddenly asked an unbelievable question. Aya also really likes unbelievable things. Arashi jumped on that opportunity. Here is the picture Arashi took of a Kappa. Well, let's see. These are flying rods. In 1994 these mysterious fish like "flying rods" were discovered in America. It is said that they live all around us, but that they are too quick to be seen with the naked eye. They have been identified with various names, such as "a new breed of insect, "extraterrestrial life forms", etc. Yep, there are flying rods around you! That day, in Arashi's diary: |
The city was invaded by Nazi Germany during WWII, and after the citizens had fought real hard together, they say the population dropped from 1 500 000 to 30 000. Around the city, ruins from that time were left as they were. Volgograd is also Hiroshima's sister city. They keep sending messages of peace to the world. |
Aya「This makes your hair lighter」 Aya, the hairstylist, had brought her own scissor kit. Then it was Umechan's turn, who never had a boyfriend in 21 years. She had brought her own ping-pong racquets. As a matter of fact, Umechan、during her junior high school days、was good enough to be the captain of the ping-pong club. Then, Mie , the Kansai girl's turn. Mie「I got moisturizer, milky lotion, cleansing cream, this is to massage your feet and reduce the swelling...」 She had brought a huge quantity of cosmetics. |
Sasha「This school is very popular with women」 Actually, the school was called "Geisha School". Here, Japanese Geishas' techniques have been analyzed and studied night and day in order to understand how to be popular with men. The principal, Mr. Oriag「If you train here, you could be loved by all the men in the world.」 Before you start training, you have to warm up. Teacher「You have to rock your hips like a cradle」 Finally, they started to learn something more feminine. First『How to make a smile that will attract men』 Teacher「When you smile it's important to look a bit shy if you want to attract men」 Umechan「I don't get it」 Next『How to walk to nail men』 Mie「She's like a model」 Umechan was trying, moving her feet and her hand simultaneously. At last 『A dance to conquer men』
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Arashi「Do you like the rainy season?」 |
Hide「When you started this trip you haven't taken anything with you?」 He was lucky enough to get a chance to arouse Aya 's interest talking about Doraemon!However... While he kept on traveling, the actor who was doing Doraemon's voice had changed. Arashi「Did you know there was a sumo training facility in Nakano?」 Hide was thinking:" I can't talk with Aya at all. Arashi is taking her away from me. She didn't look at me today and yesterday” At that moment, Hide was convinced that Arashi had intentions for Aya. |
Next, the two of them were having fun talking about palm reading. Then,Hide took his distances from them. Arashi「It looks like I'll die prematurely, seriously」 Hide got out of the Love Bus. On that day, Hide (wanted to) run away from the Love Bus. |
It was a Russian style sauna, called 「banya」 Umechan“That's Ainori's biggest obstacle. A swimsuit. I hate it. I can't” Staff「Please put on these hats」 After putting a hat that will protect their heads from the heat, finally it's time to experience the banya for the first time. When the water that is soaking oak leaves evaporates, it leaves an enjoyable flagrance which is the main feature of the Russian style sauna 「banya」. Then, you apply honey on your body. They say that this tightens the skin and has a stimulating effect on perspiration. TK“My body got real hot. Then, that vision shook me, my heart started beating faster, and I really got a sense of the romance that was to come. I guess I'm unstoppable now. Whoever comes along” |
TK「There's a bear ♪」 TK , who had gotten (a great vision) in the banya the day before, was in a very good mood! TK「For now, I'll give you 500 for two people」 Using his treasurer status, TK had suggested that they spent some free time in pairs. Then... TK「Ok!!」 Three pairs were formed in a second. TK“That felt lonely. Honestly. When I raised my hand, they all had their backs to me. That was quite bad, really” |
(FLASHBACK) Suuzan「How much a year do you spend on clothes?」 (END OF FLASHBACK) The Kansai girl, who likes fashion and has a belly ring, and the non-materialistic would be painter are two perfect opposites. Mie「What's the dirtiest place you've ever been to?」 Then... Mie“When I listen to Suuzan 's personal experiences, it's like we're close to being complete opposites. There's no way I could fall in love with (a guy like that) if we were in Japan. There's absolutely no mistake, I wouldn't. I think we probably wouldn't even meet” Then... Mie「Like, what my eyes see look for the most is him, he's great」 In Mie 's mind, there were sure thoughts arising. She had a guy whose type she never liked on her mind... |
Sasha「I'm leaving you guys here」 Actually, the border was very close. Yes, today was the last day of their trip in Russia. |
Mie「Finally my second country. I gotta be feverish」 Then... Arashi「There it is!There it is!I can see it! There it is!There it is」 They had found the Love Bus !! TK「Yeah!」 However... Hide「Ok, I'll be the treasurer」 Hide had proposed himself as the treasurer!The reaction of the group: Group「Ok!」 TK had simply been fired. From Hide's diary:"I won't run away anymore. I love Aya. It's important for me to show what I can do” Hide had strong-mindedly made his decision、and so the trip in Ukraine had begun. |
Mie「There it is!It smells really good」 However... Mie「What?」 Those were traditional Ukrainian boiled dumplings called 「varenyky」. 「That's is some food!」 Then TK started doing something... Mie「I'll tell you there's no way that'll work!」 TK was adding salt to them. TK「Hey, you never know」 |
Hide「Today you know, it's so hot you know. I couldn't decide on my hairstyle」 Hide was seemingly having fun by himself. Then, he took out a piece of paper, and started asking questions Aya, the hairstylist. Hide「What should I be careful about when I shampoo?」 |
Hide「Ok!Let's play with us !」 Right!For Hide, who used to be on his school basketball team, that was the perfect chance to show his capabilities to Aya!The game started at once. But Hide couldn't shoot, he was really struggling. Aya「Hang in there!」 Then... Finally, Hide had scored. Through all this, Aya was thinking. From Aya 's diary:"I thought I didn't like anyone, but now I realize, I got Arashi on my mind” |
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