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AINORI #290 |
| This is a loose translation, just to give you an idea of what is going on. Sometimes it’s difficult to translate Japanese into proper English, due to obvious cultural and linguistic differences. I’ve tried to stay as close as possible to the original text. Feel free to contact me if you notice any typos, or weird sentences. Enjoy! |
The old city of Kiev , boasting a 1500 year old history. |
Mie「There it is! It looks like a rice ball」 That dish was 「Chicken Kiev」 After pounding fresh chicken meat until it becomes tender, roll it in butter to give it body. Fry it until it becomes brown like a fox, and it's ready. Chicken Kiev is a recommended dish from which butter flows out when you take a bite. Hide「Delicious!」 That day, in Arashi 's 「Power up Notebook」:「『Kiev Katsu Retsu』 is a dish consisting in covering a slice of pork with wheat flour, dipping it in eggs, breading it with breadcrumbs, and frying it in oil. Next entry: 『Pig』 Cattle classified as even-toed ungulate. Domesticated wild boar」 Arashi hadn't noticed that it was chicken. |
Mie「Are you tired?」 Somehow, he had had too much cucumbers and was having an indigestion. TK「Do you mind if I lean on you a little?Do you mind if I lean on you?」 From TK's diary:"Mie was just next to me, so I instinctively leaned on her. What's weird is that my stomachache disappeared at once, too” |
It was a dojo for a martial art called sambo. Suuzan「The teacher's muscles are incredible」 That guy was a sambo instructor. Teacher「Ok, you boys go change」 The boys were about to take the sambo challenge! |
Teacher「Don't do it too hard」 Then, the technique... Finally, after they had had an hour of severe instruction, they were ready to fight! 「A woman!」 Surprise, it was a woman. However.. Teacher「She's the female champion of Ukraine」 Surprise, that sambo master was a woman who had been Ukraine's female champion in the women's 56 kilo category for three years in a row. The winner is decided by the number of points scored within a certain time limit, or if your opponent gives up. To start, the first opponent was TK. TK「Ahhh, shit!」 Next was Hide. Hide「Shiiiit」 And then , the 180cm (5'11") tall Arashi. Arashi「Aaaah」 As expected, the champion was unmatchable. The last fortress of the Japanese team was this man!Suuzan , Japan's number 2 karateka. Could he really achieve a tactical victory!? Mie「Suuzan, good luck !」 Surprise, the champion had given up! Suuzan had defeated the Ukraine's female champion with a killer move called 『Udehishigi-jujigatame』! Suuzan「I was right in there」 |
Mie「He was so cool. Ha, ha, ha, you know!It's crazy. Like when the girls talk about Suuzan, I get a little impatient. I don't really want them to see how cool he is」 |
Mie had invited Suuzan. However... Mie「How are you?」 At that moment, HE arrived! TK「Change, please!Ossha!Suuzan, you trade places with me!」 It was the yankee-flavored TK! Suuzan「Well, see ya」 |
Mie "There's the fact that TK often invites me, so I believe he thinks about me. But inside me, Suuzan's existence is huge. When he's there, I feel it's like I can't see TK anymore” |
Hide「Ah, what the..?What the..?」 What was before them certainly was someone big! Mie「Ohhhh!What!?」 His hand was as big as a baseball glove. Hide「The tallest in the world!?」 According to the Guinness record, the tallest person in the world was 235 cm (7'8.5"). However... Giant「I'm 253 cm (8'3.5"」 Surprisingly, he was the tallest in the world !Next to the 153cm (5 feet) tall Umechan , there was a one meter (3 feet) difference! Aya「Umechan, like, you look like a baby」 Next to him, the Love Bus also looked like a small car. They had met the tallest man in the world in Ukraine. TK「What was that!?」 |
Hide「Hey, good evening」 Hide, Japan's Love Representative, had call out Aya , the shy 25 year old. Hide「I've got something I wanna give you...」 Hide had given her a letter. Hide「See ya!」 |
Hide「Aya」 Hide had been rejected. Hide「Haaaa, that's so uncool」 Hide“Like, romance is so hard, you know. Thinking back when Oose was here, she was such a big part (of my life). She was always minding me, no matter what. She was encouraging me. And I realized it only after she was gone. Like, the importance, the greatness (of friendship). When there's nobody to support you, it's really hard. Seriously” |
「What is this place?」 Then... Mie「Great!Great!」 There were ballet dancers. This was 『The National Kiev Ballet Academy』, which was one of the three best ballet academies during the former Soviet Union. Many students become professional ballet dancers after an 8 year program to train the gifted in this highly reputed school. The teacher, Marina, started to speak. Teacher「Everybody, have you tried ballet since you came to Ukraine?」 At once, the group went to change. Mie「What!?」 Black leotards had been made available. Umechan got a real bad surprise ・・・ Umechan「Ok!From now on I'll change my minding!」 (Note: Name of a manzai comedian duo who started in the 70's) |
TK「Hi!」 The boys were attracting attention with their bulges. Hide「It's embarrassing」 At once, practice began. At first, they were taught basic postures. Although they were puzzled by their first ballet experience, the seven dedicated themselves to practice. Arashi「Aya, let's do it!」 Arashi had paired up with Aya, and TK with Mie. Hide with Umechan , and Suuzan with one of the students. The first thing to practice for a pair performance is the 『Promenade』, for which the girl hangs on to the boy's arm and rotates (around him). Then, extending the leg up high and leaning down forward for the 『Arabesque penchee』. Next, the 『Grand jete』, for which the girl jumps in the air supported by the boy. Finally a pre decided pose. First, the TK and Mie pair took a shot at it. Then, Aya who had paired up with Arashi... Aya「It's embarrassing. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot」 Being extremely close to Arashi , she was turning hot. Aya「I'm really relying on you」 |
Mie「What!?No way!」 The auditorium was filled with people!Actually, teachers and students had come to see them. The group suddenly became quiet. In such an atmosphere, the performance started. The first pair was TK and Mie! Mie「You're far, you're far」 There was a sympathetic round of applause from the auditorium. TK「Thank you!」 Next wasSuuzan , who had paired up with a student. Then, Hide and Umechan doing their best, too, and the main event, the Arashi and Aya pair. アヤ was dancing, entrusting Arashi with her body. Their dance was a great success. Aya“Arashi・・・is so cool, it's too much for me, really. It felt great. He's got great muscles. What am I saying? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha” On the other hand... Hide“Those two looked great, didn't they? It was like a scene from a drama. They really looked like a couple” |
Suuzan「What's up?Is something wrong?」 That day in Hide 's diary:“Suuzan 's words opened my eyes. I may be bad visually, but the only way I can do things is at my own pace!” Hide 's decision was about to tremendously change 3 people's love destiny!! |
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